Stoned old Lady

So, Grant's wife is very independent. She takes care of him quite well; she gives him his medications, dresses him, tends his bumps and bruises from his falls, cleans his poos up (which I REALLY wish she'd let us do, because she usually makes a bigger mess). The only thing Us Girls do for her is that I help her in the shower in case she falls.

Tonight, however, was a different story. She had accidently swallowed one of Grants sleeping pills, and when I went in to give her the shower, she was freaking stoned out of her mind. She was slurring her words, could barely stand up, could hardly walk, and was having great difficulty using her limbs. Her fine motor control was gone. It was freaking hilarious, to see this reserved, quiet, proper lady absolutely trashed out of her mind. She was acting like she was really, really drunk.

I had to undress her, help her walk into the shower, put her shower cap on her, scrub her completely, get her dressed, get her in her nighttime absorbent undergarment, walk her into her room, and pick her up and put her in bed. She was slurring so badly I couldnt understand her. We did laugh quite a bit, especially when she nearly fell off the shower chair.

I did promise her I wouldnt tell anyone though. Oops. Dont tell her I told you how funny she was.